About

I'm a typical Cancerian – caring and nurturing, but avoids conflict at all costs.

I have three brothers and two sisters. I'm the number two child.

My knees are starting to go on me.

I like to take a photo.

I'm easily amused.

My birthday is July 6, 1967.

Apparently, I look young for my age.

I have two dogs, Sandy and Max, and one cat, Motley. Oh, and one wife, Tricky.

I once had a secret ambition of owning a hot air balloon, yet have never been in one.

I grew up in the country but I love living in cities. Big, throbbing, living cities.

I love cities with rivers running through them.

I live in South West London.

I'm starting to grow hair in places I've never had hair. Its very disturbing.

I'm a lover not a fighter.

I have only ever been in one physical fist fight ever. And that was one too many. I'd rather shake hands and go to the pub.

I've had a beard or a goatee for most of my adult life.

My favourite song (at time of writing) is ‘Protection’ by Massive Attack.

I don't mind a quiet pint or two.

I hate litterbugs.

I'm allergic to beesting.